Anthropologists Discover Primitive Writings
The archival internet dig site has been in operation for over a year now. It is a project developed by world-famous anthropologist Emil Suisseou established "to locate, identify, and study homo sapiens writings scattered across the internet in ancient times." The internet was used then by homo sapiens to communicate, express, and interact. To find these writings, the dig team performs a file search, translating a language called HTML to a readable document. "The process is painstaking, but necessary," Suisseou declares. The team mainly searches for items called blogs. Through blogs, the homo sapiens publicized their opinions and their creativity. By studying blogs, experts may be able to judge the clarity and quality of homo sapiens' brains. "The blogs are instrumental in placing homo sapiens on the evolutionary calendar," Suisseou states.
Nevertheless, some eminent archaeologists and anthropologists believe that Suisseou overestimates the importance of the blogs. Dr. Jill Yiffer is among them: "Although the blog is undoubtedly a crucial resource toward learning about homo sapiens, it cannot be used to completely weigh the development of homo sapiens' brains." Yiffer originally criticized Suisseou in her article, The Complexity of the Homo Sapien Brain, which details the cognitive capacity of the primitive intellect. From the article's introduction: "Homo sapiens developed in a time of great complexity. Their minds reflect that. Different parts of the brain were used for different tasks. A blog can only reflect one aspect of the brain."
All this controversy began fairly recently, with Suisseou's discovery of one particular blog entitled The Acerbic Writings of BCL. The writer, known popularly as BCL, has quickly become Suisseou's main study. Suisseou believes that BCL's blog provides evidence that homo sapiens were much farther along the evolutionary scale than was previously established. "His expression, while primitive, retains a sophistication that I have never encountered," Suisseou said in an interview earlier this year. Yiffer was the first to balk at this conclusion stating, "He may have command of his language, but his ideas hardly differ from the rest of his species. Moreover, his logic and reason remain untested."
Whether The Acerbic Writings of BCL holds the keys to our ancestral minds or whether it is merely an interesting, historical hodge podge remains to be seen. As Suisseou continues to resuscitate the prized writings from time's grave, the great debate continues. Suisseou will post the writings for the general public to review in the near future.
Nevertheless, some eminent archaeologists and anthropologists believe that Suisseou overestimates the importance of the blogs. Dr. Jill Yiffer is among them: "Although the blog is undoubtedly a crucial resource toward learning about homo sapiens, it cannot be used to completely weigh the development of homo sapiens' brains." Yiffer originally criticized Suisseou in her article, The Complexity of the Homo Sapien Brain, which details the cognitive capacity of the primitive intellect. From the article's introduction: "Homo sapiens developed in a time of great complexity. Their minds reflect that. Different parts of the brain were used for different tasks. A blog can only reflect one aspect of the brain."
All this controversy began fairly recently, with Suisseou's discovery of one particular blog entitled The Acerbic Writings of BCL. The writer, known popularly as BCL, has quickly become Suisseou's main study. Suisseou believes that BCL's blog provides evidence that homo sapiens were much farther along the evolutionary scale than was previously established. "His expression, while primitive, retains a sophistication that I have never encountered," Suisseou said in an interview earlier this year. Yiffer was the first to balk at this conclusion stating, "He may have command of his language, but his ideas hardly differ from the rest of his species. Moreover, his logic and reason remain untested."
Whether The Acerbic Writings of BCL holds the keys to our ancestral minds or whether it is merely an interesting, historical hodge podge remains to be seen. As Suisseou continues to resuscitate the prized writings from time's grave, the great debate continues. Suisseou will post the writings for the general public to review in the near future.
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