Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Aristocratic Bum

Greetings, illiterates!
From an aristocratic bum.
My train of rags trail behind me as I stroll down litter street.
I drink free tea and box wine,

Soaring in the classical.

And I always, always put my pinky out.

I sense my own superiority,
While working at a lowly job.


I treat fools with smug contempt,

But wear a tolerant smile,

All the while.

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