I'm a Man. I lift weights.

I'm a Man. I lift weights.

By Brian Looney

Pump it, pump it.

Look at my sweat.

See it drip drop off

My straining forehead.

I'm a Man.

I lift weights.

Look at that hunk in the mirror.

Biceps flexing, bulging, heaving.

I'm the best in bed.

I'm a Man.

I lift weights.

My shirt is two sizes

Too small.

At night I rip it off

Like Hulk Hogan.

My pecks are huge.

I'm a Man.

I lift weights.

I chomp Whey and Steroids

With every meal.

But my dick ain't small, baby.

I hope you like sausage.

I'm a Man.

I lift weights.

I watch Rambo: First Blood everyday.

I love Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I named my F-350 'Riddick.'

But I ain't no Faggot.

I'm a Man.

I lift weights.

Books are for pussies.

The last thing I read

Was Sports Illustrated.

Sports are for men.

I'm a Man.

I lift weights.

I'm majoring in Business

Because I hate college

And I like my money cheap and easy.

God Bless America.

I'm a Man.

I lift weights.

Bow down to Number One

Because you're only second best.

I always have to win.

I'm a Man.

I lift weights.

At the gym

I benchpress ten times

My normal weight.

And all the girls watch me.

Working out is my life.

I am 100% beef.

I worship myself

but pay lip service to Jesus.

Did I mention that I lift weights?