OH, Our Authority!

OH, Our AUTHORITY!!!

By Brian Looney

Uniforms!

Uniforms!

Brass badges!

Loaded gun belts!

Perfect Postures!

Self-righteous airs!

Semi-cool attitudes!

Perfect Judgement!

Perfect Judgement!

They have

Perfect Judgement!

Our Authority!

OH,

Our AUTHORITY!!!

Pull over in that parking lot.

No problem, sir.

You been drinking tonight, 'man?'

No sir, not a drop.

::30 mins later::

Allright 'man' I gave you a citation for Driver Inattention. I could have given you a charge for Careless Driving but that is much more serious and i decided not to.

Ohh Thank you sooo much, Officer!

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Ohh Thank you sooo much, Officer!

Our Authority!

OH,

Our AUTHORITY!!!

Oops, I made a mistake.

I lied to the friendly officer.

I did have a few drinks.

Oh please cuff me, sir.

Our Authority!

OH,

Our AUTHORITY!!!

Watch for my mistakes.

I need you to watch out for my mis-takes

Because my normal 'takes' are wrong.

So Correct me, officer.

Authority knows me more than I know myself.

Authority knows what's best for me.

Correct me, officer.

Send me to MADD.

And their Sob Story.

Our Authority!

OH,

Our AUTHORITY!!!

Medicate me, treat me.

My body's toxic.

Illegalize me, officer.

Please illegalize me.

I belong in a cage.